Some Funny Sentences About Marriage
A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.